.........ham butt big as a fat gator's ass in the oven, made some spoon bread, fixin' to bake some sweet potatos, and make a mess of collards with hocks. Then I'll glaze that piece of pig. Gonna make redeye gravy to go over the whole massacree, and we'll wash it all down with zinfandle, Millers, and Jimmy Beam.
Wish you all could be here to share it with us. That would make it perfect.